The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 7351 thru 7360 of 54136
Real Lyric: I gotta feel it in my blood.
The Misheard: I got a penis in my butt.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I have my books, and my poetry to protect me.
The Misheard: I have my books, and I'll grow a tree to protect me.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Summer in the city, means cleavage, cleavage, cleavage
The Misheard: Summer in the city, is as clear as clear as cleavage.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Let's start a riot, a riot, let's start a riot!
The Misheard: I will go down with this s**t.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of some pedro
The Misheard: Last night I dreamt on some bagels
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I know this much is true....this much is true
The Misheard: I know this, fudge is true...this fudge is triple
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Should've been gone!
The Misheard: Cinnamon gum!
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Jesus loves you more than you than you will know (wo wo wo)
The Misheard: She's a slutty nurse and you will know (wo wo wo)
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: She was lookin' kinda dumb, with her finger and her thumb, in the shape of an "L" on her forehead
The Misheard: She was lookin' kinda dumb, with her finger in her thumb, and the shape of h**l on the forehead
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: He was singin' with ME yeah, ME
The Misheard: He was pingin' with MATE yeah, MATE
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.