The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds!! THUNDERCHIEF!!
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Real Lyric: Cause baby you're a firework Come on show 'em what your worth Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!" As you shoot across the sky-y-y
The Misheard: Cause baby you're a pervert come on show 'em perverse Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!" As you shoot across the sky-y-y
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Real Lyric: "War, children, yeah, it's just a shot away"
The Misheard: Bob Dylan has got me shut away
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Real Lyric: Mama-mama Mama-mama
The Misheard: Baltimore, Baltimore
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Real Lyric: I'm a leading man and the lies I weave are oh-so intricate.
The Misheard: All you need is love-- and a lie so evil, oh-so intricate.
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Real Lyric: And though there's pain in my chest I still wish you the best . . .
The Misheard: And though I'm prayin' in my church I still wish you the best . . .
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Real Lyric: "Why don't we get drunk and screw"
The Misheard: "Why don't we get lunch at school"
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Real Lyric: Take a load off Annie
The Misheard: Take a load off granny
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you're not near
The Misheard: I wear goggles when you're not near
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Real Lyric: Ain't Talking 'Bout Love
The Misheard: Apes Talking 'Bout Muff
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