The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer, Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner / But he knew it couldn't last / Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona / For some California grass.
The Misheard: Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman / but he knew he could be mad / Jojo left his arm in Tucson, Arizona / for some California grass
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Real Lyric: He pulled splinters from his hand
The Misheard: He pulled splinters from his hat
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Real Lyric: As I lay me down to sleep (in background: "ooh la kah koh")
The Misheard: As I lay me down to sleep (in background): "Who likes hot dogs?"
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Real Lyric: Leave the lights on when I go So I can watch you down below
The Misheard: Leave the lights on when I goSo I can wash you down below
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Real Lyric: But girl, this can't be right
The Misheard: But girl, this day must be rain
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots a mohair suit
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs and mohair shoes
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Real Lyric: Dormez-vous?
The Misheard: Do-ray-vu
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Real Lyric: And I remember that fight, 2:30 a.m.
The Misheard: And I remember that fight til, 30 a.m.
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Real Lyric: Go carry your silver ships of light Go carry your silver ships of light Go carry your silver ships of life Go carry your silver ships of life Go carry your silver ships of life
The Misheard: Go carry your silver sh!ts of lightGo carry your silver sh!ts of lightGo carry your silver sh!ts of lifeGo carry your silver sh!ts of lifeGo carry your silver sh!ts of life
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