The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm just an aging drummer boy and in the wars I used to play
The Misheard: I am just an aging gigolo and in the wars I used to play
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Real Lyric: Concrete jungle where dreams are made of
The Misheard: Concrete jungle wet dreams tomato
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Real Lyric: Eleanor Rigby, picks up the rice In the church where a wedding has been
The Misheard: Eleanor Rigby, sits in her room all alone eating rice with herself
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Real Lyric: Dream Weaver
The Misheard: Dream Beaver
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Real Lyric: Pardon Me Boy, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo?
The Misheard: Pardon me Roy, Is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?
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Real Lyric: This one's got a princely racket ...
The Misheard: This one's got a Prince new racquet ...
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Real Lyric: Sitting in the sandpit, life is a short trip The music's for the sad man. Can you imagine when this race is won? Turn our golden the faces into the sun, Praising our leaders, we're getting in tune The music's played by the madman.
The Misheard: Sitting in the sandpit, lighters the sharp-proof The music sold the sad man. Can you imagine what the striker's won? Dad will gonna the faces into the sun, Praising on evils, we're getting in tune The music's played by the madman.
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Real Lyric: Are you going to drop the bomb or not?
The Misheard: Are you gonna drop the Obamanaut?
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Real Lyric: Sittin', reminiscin' on the days when I had a Mustang
The Misheard: Sittin', reminiscin' on the days when I had a moustache
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Real Lyric: Every time I move I lose...
The Misheard: Every time I boogaloo, when I first come in...
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