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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Teddybears

    Song: Cobrastyle (feat. Mad Cobra)

    Real Lyric: Me press trigger, me no press people button Nobody chat, come face me with some'm Like how me have 22 inna me some'm Ten haf'a use, so...forget the next dozen, fool! Press trigger, me no press people button Nobody chat, come face me with some'm Like how me have 22 inna me some'm Ten haf'a use, so...forget the next dozen, fool! Anytime they ready, punawhussy start war See who doesn't spread it out more from the tar My style is the bomb de-de bomb de-dang de-dang diggy diggy Haroub wanna play with the bomb de-dang de-dang diggy diggy ... Me press trigger, me no press people button Nobody chat, come face me with some'm Like how me have 22 inna me some'm Claim say them a friend and them bad-mind the friend Any time they ready, fool, any time, star One or two, take a lance, each from the guy ...

    The Misheard: This first chick I met, a first beach verbotenNo badda-cha come fierce vous is some'mLike, hold me up, 22 y number some'mThen I feel so...for get the nerve startin'- Fool!First chick I met, a first beach verbotenNo badda-cha com

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: ...She's got electric boots A mo-hair suit...

    The Misheard: ...She's got electric boobs and mole hair shoes...

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    Artist: The Strokes

    Song: Between love & hate

    Real Lyric: P.S if I may ask why.

    The Misheard: *enis but I don't know why

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    Artist: Hot Chocolate

    Song: I Believe in Miracles

    Real Lyric: I Believe In Miracles

    The Misheard: I Remove Umbilicals

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit

    Real Lyric: Here we are now, entertain us

    The Misheard: Here we are now, in the tailors

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    Artist: Taylor Swift

    Song: Tell Me Why

    Real Lyric: I told you I'm not bulletproof, now you know

    The Misheard: I told you I'm not full of poop, now you know

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    Artist: Jason Derulo

    Song: Ridin' Solo

    Real Lyric: I'm ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo, solo

    The Misheard: I'm not a cholo, I'm not a cholo, cholo

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    Artist: Elvis Presley

    Song: It\'s Carnival Time

    Real Lyric: Popcorn, peanuts and cotton candy

    The Misheard: Popcorn, *enis and cotton candy

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Mother\'s Little Helper

    Real Lyric: What a drag it is getting old

    The Misheard: But a dragon is getting up

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Fuel

    Real Lyric: Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire...

    The Misheard: Gimme food, gimme fries, gimme salad on the sides...

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