The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Not quite a year since she went away
The Misheard: No party here since she went away
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Real Lyric: And so as you hear these words telling you now about my state
The Misheard: And so if you hear these words, I'll tell you now, I want my steak!
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Real Lyric: Big ole jet air liner Don't carry me too far away,Big ole jet air liner, cos it's here that I've gpt to stay.
The Misheard: Big ole Jed and Lina, Don't carry me too far away,Big ole Jed and Lina, cos it's here that I've gpt to stay.
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Real Lyric: She's got wonderful eyes, and a risque mouth, when i asked her before, she says she's holding it out
The Misheard: she's got wonderful eyes, and a risque mouth, then i asked her 'will you f---k?', she says she's holding it out
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Real Lyric: Christ you know it ain't easy
The Misheard: Cries you know it ain't easy
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Real Lyric: Pretty Woman, give your smile to me
The Misheard: Pretty Woman, give your child to me
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Real Lyric: lady in red
The Misheard: canadian red
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Real Lyric: Hark the herald angels sing glory to the newborn king
The Misheard: Hark Harold the angel sings lordy to the normal king
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Real Lyric: Hits from the bong
The Misheard: Hits from the bomb
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Real Lyric: Can't fight the seether
The Misheard: Can't drive the seamers
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