The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Beware of thoughts that linger and Beware of soft shift shufflers
The Misheard: Beware of farts that lingerandBeware of soft ***t shovelers
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Real Lyric: I'm a back door man.
The Misheard: I'm a black dumb man.
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Real Lyric: This is ground control to Major Tom
The Misheard: Air traffic control to Major Tom
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Real Lyric: Hey now, you're an all-star
The Misheard: Hey now, get a wash up.
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Real Lyric: With poise and rationality
The Misheard: With boys and Russian melodies
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Real Lyric: When Smokey Sings
The Misheard: Smokin' the sands
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Real Lyric: You want to taste my kisses in the night then jump, jump for my love.
The Misheard: If you want it my temp is in a nightdress, jump, jump for my love.
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Real Lyric: If I die young, bury me in satin
The Misheard: If I die young, bury me in sand
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Real Lyric: More than a woman, more than a woman to me.
The Misheard: One headed woman, one headed woman to me.
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Real Lyric: How 'bout getting of these antibiotics?
The Misheard: How 'bout getting of these anti-psychotics?
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