The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
The Misheard: "The cross-eyed baby you gave to me"
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Real Lyric: he's coming for yeah he's coming for you
The Misheard: The kids are going to f up the car
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Real Lyric: If I could be like that
The Misheard: f**king be like that
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Real Lyric: Wake it, shake it, Mony Mony
The Misheard: Wake it, shake it, Holy Moly
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Real Lyric: Born under a bad sign With a blue moon in your eyes.
The Misheard: Born under a bad sign With a "boom-boom" in my eye
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Real Lyric: Some catapult, it fired you
The Misheard: Some catapulted fire Jew
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Real Lyric: She came from somewhere back of his long ago.
The Misheard: She came from somewhere back of Key Largo.
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Real Lyric: And in my honest observation
The Misheard: And through my endless dance-ination
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Real Lyric: Do or die, you'll never make me
The Misheard: 'Til we're drunk! Another late night
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Real Lyric: Let us stop talking falsely, now The hour's getting late
The Misheard: Let us stop talking bulls**t, now I was getting laid
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