The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "Came and distorted your sight"
The Misheard: "Caveman distorted your sight"
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Real Lyric: I'm a reasonable man get off my case
The Misheard: Aboriginal man get off my cakes
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Real Lyric: I come home in the mornin' light My mother says, "When you gonna live your life right?"
The Misheard: Cucumber, In the morning of lightMy murder sexWhen you gonna live your life cried?
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Real Lyric: The dance for fire and wind and the stories about old kings are pleasing our brave lords down in the village of dwarves
The Misheard: The dance for fire and windand the stories of other kingsare pleasing other bay lordsdown in the village of dwarves
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Real Lyric: So grab your rose and ring side seat
The Misheard: Nobody knows the breaks I've seen
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Real Lyric: Into the hole, in which she finally gets me...
The Misheard: And when the Holy Windshield Wiper gets me...
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Real Lyric: More to the point, I need to show
The Misheard: More than a porn I need to show
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Real Lyric: Beside the victory That's a destiny I was in your arms Thinking I belonged there I figured it made sense
The Misheard: Beside the victoryThat's a destinyI was in your **sThinking I belonged thereI figured it made sense
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Real Lyric: it feels so right it can't be wrong
The Misheard: girl you look so fat in that thong
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Real Lyric: Something that were like those years
The Misheard: Something that I like those ears
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