The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Over us all to reign.
The Misheard: Over basalt terrain.
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Real Lyric: Let's ride with the Family down the street. Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
The Misheard: That's right they're the family down the street.Through the courtesy of Pretzel Pete.
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Real Lyric: Are you smart enough to rock fifth grade
The Misheard: Are you smart enough to fail fifth grade
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Real Lyric: 4-3-2-1 breathe
The Misheard: 4-3-2 wolverine
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Real Lyric: Dancing Queen
The Misheard: Dancing Jean
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Real Lyric: Suddenly I was born, into Light
The Misheard: Suddenly I was born, in July
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Real Lyric: If you're leaving in the morning when you wake up, leave me with some kind of proof it's not a dream whoaaa
The Misheard: If you're leaving in the morning when you wake up, leave me with some kind of breakfast i can eat whoaaa
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Real Lyric: With your eyes of porcelain and of blue They shock me into sense
The Misheard: With eyes of banana bluethey shot me incense
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Real Lyric: Oh tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please Myself already knows that I'm OK
The Misheard: Oh tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you pleaseA separated nose is not OK
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Real Lyric: It's too late to apologize
The Misheard: It's too late for poltergeist!It's too late for Polish eyes!
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