The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Coz living with him must have damn near killed you
The Misheard: coz little women must have damn near killed you
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Real Lyric: And if you do not hear from me it just means that i would rather not
The Misheard: And if you do not hear from me it means that i would rather die
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Real Lyric: Just caught in the undertow
The Misheard: Just caught under a toe
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Real Lyric: Tommy's got his six string in hock Now he's holding in what he used to make it talk so tough, it's tough
The Misheard: Tommy's got a six string harp, now he's on the mend, but he used to make it talk so tough, it's tough
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Real Lyric: I'm the first kid to write of hearts, lies and friends And I'm sorry my conscience called in sick again
The Misheard: I'm the first kid to try and horse ride his friends And I'm sorry my cushions are just second best
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Real Lyric: Shake it like a Polaroid picture
The Misheard: Shake it like a paddy-whack teacher
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Real Lyric: I shot my love today
The Misheard: I shot my loaf today
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Real Lyric: We're giving love in a family dose
The Misheard: We're making love in a femidom
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Real Lyric: My whole life has crashed
The Misheard: My whole life is crap
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Real Lyric: A kiss with a fist is better than none.
The Misheard: A Flick then a piss is hotter than a nun.
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