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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Sam and Dave

    Song: Soul Man

    Real Lyric: I was educated from good stock

    The Misheard: I was educated at Woodstock

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Even Flow

    Real Lyric: Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies

    The Misheard: Even flow... on the road like porno stars

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    Artist: Rhapsody

    Song: Holy Thunderforce

    Real Lyric: "Face me, evil bastard!" and "Algalord will not fall"

    The Misheard: "Face me, bombasta!" and "Algalord we love - ha!"

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    Artist: The Cars

    Song: I'm In Touch With Your World

    Real Lyric: I'm a psilocybin pony You're a flick fandango phoney

    The Misheard: I'm a suicidal pony You're a big fat bag of phoney

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    Artist: Clash

    Song: Rock The Casbah

    Real Lyric: Sharia don't like it, Rockin the Casbah Rockin the Casbah

    The Misheard: Garfield don't like it Rockin the catbox Rockin the catbox

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    Artist: Rick Astley

    Song: Together Forever

    Real Lyric: And don't you know I would move heaven and earth to be together forever with you.

    The Misheard: And don't you know I would've never left her to be together forever with you.

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    Artist: Scorpions

    Song: No One Like You

    Real Lyric: Pause at 1:43 in the song then it seems like there is an extra beat. Has any one else noticed this or am I crazy?

    The Misheard: Pause at 1:43 in the song then it seems like there is an extra beat. Has any one else noticed this or am I crazy?

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    Artist: Springsteen, Bruce

    Song: Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out

    Real Lyric: "...Tenth Avenue Freeze Out"

    The Misheard: "...Dead girl in the freezer"

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    Artist: Gorillaz

    Song: Dare

    Real Lyric: You've got to press it on you

    The Misheard: You've got the breadsticks on you

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    Artist: Stone Temple Pilots

    Song: Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart

    Real Lyric: Fake the heat and scratch the itch

    The Misheard: Take your hairy scratchy **s

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