The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: If I, I get to know your name Then I, could trace your private number baby All I know is that to me, You look like you're lots of fun Open up your lovin' arms I want some, want some.
The Misheard: If I, I get to know your name Then I, should change your private number baby All I know is that to me, You look like you're lots of fun Open up your lollipop I what's up, what's up
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Real Lyric: Even flow... thoughts arrive like butterflies
The Misheard: Even toast... mozzarella butterflies
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Real Lyric: I'm a leading man, but the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate
The Misheard: I'm a little man, but I'm oh so evil, I sell weed to kids, I sell weed to kids
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Real Lyric: Hey! Must Be The Money!
The Misheard: Hey! Come Sit On My Face!
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Real Lyric: while your feet are stompin'
The Misheard: why yo feet are so big
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Real Lyric: keep on with the force don't stop/don't stop 'til you get enough
The Misheard: revolt in the post office/don't stop 'til you get enough
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Real Lyric: You went to school to learn, girl Things you never, never knew before I before E except after C And why 2 plus 2 makes four
The Misheard: You wet yourself tonight girl, It's you never, never knew before I have got me, except I gotta pee Its why 2 plus 2 makes four
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Real Lyric: All I know is that to me
The Misheard: Oh I know you sex me
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Real Lyric: Suicide blonde, suicide blonde Suicide blonde, suicide blonde
The Misheard: Super salad bar, super salad bar Super salad bar, super salad bar
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Real Lyric: It's too late to apologize
The Misheard: It's too late to call it a child
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