The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Daughters will love like you do. Girls become lovers who turn into mothers.
The Misheard: Daughters learn like kittens. Girls become llamas who turn into mothers.
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Real Lyric: were always sleeping in and sleeping, for the wrong team
The Misheard: you were sleeping in a centipeide, for some guy tim
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Real Lyric: im just a knotch in you're bed post, but you're just a line in this song
The Misheard: im a-nudging your bed clothes, but you have just blotted the sun
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Real Lyric: my hands, ther're strong, but my knees were far to weak
The Misheard: my hanes (mens underwear! O.O) ther're strong, but my knees were far too weak
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Real Lyric: why dont you show me a little bit of spine, you've been saving for this materess love
The Misheard: why dont you show me a little bit of spunk, you've been saving for this masquerade
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Real Lyric: this is the way they'd love, if they knew how missery loved me
The Misheard: This is the way we love, hey, hey, a missonary like meeee
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Real Lyric: Barly studdered out, "a joke of a romantict" or it stuck to my toungue
The Misheard: barly shutterd out a joke os an old man, how he got stuck to my toungue
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Real Lyric: Funky Claude was runnin' in and out Pullin' kids out the ground
The Misheard: Some f-ing moron runnin' in and out Pullin' sh-t out the ground
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Real Lyric: It's an orangy sky
The Misheard: It's an Orangeade sky
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Real Lyric: The Do-er and the Thinker, no allowance for the other
The Misheard: The Door and the Finger, no allowance for the other
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