The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: But you still sleep with your back to me Is it me and you? Or is it me and the moon?
The Misheard: But you still sleep with your back to meLike you're being abusedI really needed the loo
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Real Lyric: Could be famous, could be a big success.
The Misheard: Could be famous, could be a physicist.
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Real Lyric: Just a little touch of star quality.
The Misheard: Just a little touch of stock water tea.
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Real Lyric: Daddy sang bass, Momma sang tenor
The Misheard: Daddy said grace, mamma made dinner
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Real Lyric: Oh little Jeannie, you got so much love, little Jeannie
The Misheard: Oh little G-man, you got so much love, little G-man.
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Real Lyric: I'm drowning in a whiskey river bathin' my memoried mind in the wetness of its odor. Feelin' the amber current flowin' from my mind, a warm and emtpy heart you left so cold.
The Misheard: I drown my eyes in a whiskey riverand he reminds me, of the wetness of my soulhe lead the hamburger that's floatin' from my mindand warm and empty harmony never felt so cold
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Real Lyric: You and me could write a bad romance.
The Misheard: You and me in a bed of nails.
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Real Lyric: Ive been holding out so long Ive been sleeping all alone Lord I miss you
The Misheard: Why's she holding out so longI've been sleeping on the lawnOh, I miss you
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Real Lyric: and wonders of his love
The Misheard: and wanders off his love
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Real Lyric: People you don't know, smile and nod hello
The Misheard: People you don't know, smile and laugh at all
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