The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I wanna hear some funky dixieland, pretty momma come and take me by the hand.
The Misheard: I wanna do the funky chicken dance, pretty momma come and take me by the hand.
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Real Lyric: Whoa-oh-oh, you're a native New Yorker...
The Misheard: Whoa-oh-oh, you're a naked New York Girl...
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Real Lyric: Now you sailors know where your women go for love
The Misheard: Now you sweaters know where your women go for love
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Real Lyric: If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eyed Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago.
The Misheard: Good afternoon from Cotton-Eyed Joe. Happened very long time ago.
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Real Lyric: Memoria, Memoria...
The Misheard: Menorrhea, Menorrhea...
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Real Lyric: The best that I can.
The Misheard: The bear said I can
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Real Lyric: Take it on the run, baby
The Misheard: Chicken on the run, baby
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Real Lyric: Why can't we be friends?
The Misheard: Why can't we beat France?
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Real Lyric: Rocket, yeah, satellite of love
The Misheard: Rocket, yeah, say a light of the loo
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Real Lyric: More than a feeling.
The Misheard: Orale, feel it.
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