The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dirty dancing in the moonlight Take me down like I'm a domino
The Misheard: Dirty dancing in the moonlightTake me down like I'm a garden gnome
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Real Lyric: This song is the cross that I bear
The Misheard: This song is the cross eyed bear
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Real Lyric: And each regret and each goodbye was a mistake too great to hide
The Misheard: And teach me crap and teach me by with some mistakes too great to hide
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Real Lyric: you can make me dance, but don’t make me dive
The Misheard: you can make me dead,but don't make me die
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Real Lyric: Heut' ist mein tag
The Misheard: I missed my tag
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Real Lyric: "Hayp hayp "Bumda hady hady"
The Misheard: "Hit, hit, hit the lady, lady"
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
The Misheard: Ripped up like a Duchenne in the roller in the night
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Real Lyric: God is great, God is good, let us thank him for our food.
The Misheard: Goddess great, Goddess good, let us thank her for our food.
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Real Lyric: your eather wanna fight when i get off this f***in' mike or you gonna hug me
The Misheard: your eather wanna fight when i get off this f***in' mike or you gonna haunt me
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Real Lyric: and my dad is dead
The Misheard: and my daddy's gay
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