The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Tonight before you fall asleep I run my thumb across your cheek
The Misheard: Tonight before you fall asleepI run my thong across your cheek
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Real Lyric: Hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry
The Misheard: Oh Josh, you went downtown, was it scary?
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Real Lyric: So I'm back to the velvet underground Back to the floor that I love To a room with some lace and paper flowers
The Misheard: So I'm back to a village, undergroundBack to the fleurs that I loveTo a rue with some lace and maple flowers
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Real Lyric: I can't let it get me off Or break up my train of thought.
The Misheard: I can't let it get me upOr break up my trainer bra.
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Real Lyric: But I really want tonight to last forever I really wanna be with you.
The Misheard: But I really wanna thank the Lord foreverI really wanna be with you.
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Real Lyric: wo, oh, oh, Oh, China Grove.
The Misheard: whoa oh, China-Grown.
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Real Lyric: I'm alright, don't nobody worry bout me...
The Misheard: Ham on rye...
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Real Lyric: I'm a rocket to the sun I'm a heartbeat on the run
The Misheard: I will rock you to the sunI'm a hobbit on the run
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Real Lyric: But I would trade a thousand Babylons
The Misheard: But I would trade a thousand dollar blondes
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Real Lyric: It's not chipped, we're not cracked.
The Misheard: It's not ***t ,when I crap.
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