The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My house is dark and my pots are cold
The Misheard: My house is dark and my thoughts are cold
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Real Lyric: Snowflakes Falling Snowflakes Falling
The Misheard: Starship Calling Starship Calling
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Real Lyric: the ice we skate is getting pretty thin.
The Misheard: the icecream state is getting pretty thin.
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Real Lyric: Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
The Misheard: Don't cha wish your boyfriend was a slut like me?
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Real Lyric: All these cars and up on the sidewalk People in every direction
The Misheard: All these cars and up on the sidewalk MEATBALL in every direction...
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Real Lyric: I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad. I'm hot for teacher.
The Misheard: I got it made, got it made, got it made, I'm not the teacher.
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Real Lyric: Sexy can I, just pardon my manners
The Misheard: Sexy can I, just park my man-ness
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Real Lyric: "my temperature's high"
The Misheard: "my sandwich is hot"
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Real Lyric: Lay me down in sheets of linen
The Misheard: Lay me down in sheets of flame, man
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Real Lyric: Extraterrestrial
The Misheard: Extra-Testicle
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