The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's pretty obvious that you've got a crush!
The Misheard: It's pretty yubby, it's the juke of crush!
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Real Lyric: Here we come, walkin' Down the street. We get the funniest looks from ev'ry one we meet. Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing To put anybody down. We're just tryin' to be friendly, Come and watch us sing and play, We're the young generation, And we've got something to say.
The Misheard: Here we comeWalkin' Down the ShreetWe carry pink Pursesin front of everyone we meethey hey were the monkeysand please just let us monkey aroundand drink two beers a singeruntil we lay our bodies downWe're just try
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Real Lyric: Never mind, I'll find someone like you.
The Misheard: Never mind, I'll find your big smelly poo.
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Real Lyric: O tidings of comfort and joy Comfort and joy O tidings of comfort and joy
The Misheard: O diving for fish is very mean Just becauseO diving for fish is very mean
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Real Lyric: I'm feeling better since you know me I was a lonely soul but that's the old me
The Misheard: I'm feelin wetter, you said you know meI wasn't lonely, soap, but thats's the only
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Real Lyric: Let's all do a little clapping, Let's all do a little clapping, And spread Christmas cheer.
The Misheard: Let's all do a little fapping,Let's all do a little fapping,And spread Christmas cheer.
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Real Lyric: Then we sang, about the lovin' things.
The Misheard: Then we sang, about a lot of things.
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Real Lyric: Cat Scratch Fever
The Misheard: Catch that beaver
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Real Lyric: Freeze Frame
The Misheard: Respray
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