The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We are family
The Misheard: Sweet, hot family
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Real Lyric: Running with the devil
The Misheard: pudding with the devil
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
The Misheard: I have an app on my I-phone called "Shazam". This app identifies songs as they play on the radio, and in some cases will also display the lyrics as the song plays. When "Bennie & the Jets" played, it displayed the lyrics as "She's got electric boobs, and
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Real Lyric: I'll live to see another day
The Misheard: A lettuce see another there.
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Real Lyric: Judas, Juda-a-a, Judas, Juda-a-a
The Misheard: Jew dust, jew da-a-a, Jew Dust, Jew da-a-a
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Real Lyric: There's a new band in town, but you can't get the sound from a story in a magazine
The Misheard: There's a new band in town, but you can't get the sound from a Soviet magazine
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Real Lyric: You can get yourself clean
The Misheard: You can get yourself weed
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Real Lyric: I don't know what to do I'm always in the dark like living in a powder keg and givin' off sparks
The Misheard: I don't know what to do I'm always in the dark like livin' in a polygag and given Al Sparks.
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Real Lyric: Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
The Misheard: Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a negro in a cage?
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Real Lyric: Oh baby when you talk like that You make a woman go mad So be wise and keep on Reading the signs of my body
The Misheard: Oh baby when you talk like thatrnYou make a woman go madrnSo be wise and keep onrnHearing the sounds of my butthole
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