The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd.
The Misheard: I smell like a Cow, I'm Lost and I'm Found.
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Real Lyric: She's got wonderful eyes and a Risque' mouth.
The Misheard: ..and her ribs stand out...
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Real Lyric: Contemplate my direction, Feel the Way.
The Misheard: Contemplate My Erection, Feel your way...
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Real Lyric: I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine.
The Misheard: I've never been with anything less than a man, so fine.
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Real Lyric: You've got fins to the left, fins to the right, And you're the only bait in town
The Misheard: You've gotta dance to the left, dance to the right, you're the only babe in town
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Real Lyric: I want all the world to see we've met
The Misheard: I want all the world to see my feet
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Real Lyric: We don't need no education
The Misheard: We don't need no sex vacation
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Real Lyric: Rumor spreadin' a-'round in that Texas town 'bout that shack outside La Grange And you know what I'm talkin' about.
The Misheard: We must've been drowned, it likes to take it's timeOut the sack, ah, sack, in the rain.No-no no don't talk about.
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Real Lyric: Ghostriders in the sky
The Misheard: Ghostdrivers in the sky
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Real Lyric: Ohhh sometimes I get a good feeling I get a feeling that I never, never, never had before oh no, I get a good feeling
The Misheard: Ohhh sometimesI get a good ceilingI get a ceiling thatI never, never, never had on the floorI get a good ceiling
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