The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Ain't no woman like the one I got
The Misheard: Ain't no woman with a one-eyed gut
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Real Lyric: Now I see your pieces crumbled and our book of faith's been tossed
The Misheard: Now I see your pieces crumbled, and the booger-faced guitars.
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Real Lyric: If you like pina coladas...
The Misheard: If you like beab empanadas...
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Real Lyric: And said "Dear old boy won't you come home with me?"
The Misheard: And she said "Pretty boy won't you come on me?"
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Real Lyric: Then you really might know what it's like
The Misheard: Then you would live by the water slide
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Real Lyric: They're made of lipsitck, plastic and paint, a touch of sable in their eyes.
The Misheard: They're made of lipstick, plastic and pain, a touch of semen in their eyes.
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Real Lyric: Lousy with virginity
The Misheard: Lousy whisper Ginny T
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Real Lyric: She wore a raspberry beret
The Misheard: she was a glass miracle ring
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Real Lyric: Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh, totally emotionless except for her heart
The Misheard: Love sat alone in a parking lot, totally motionless except for her heart
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Real Lyric: They just have to go cause they don't know whack
The Misheard: b**thes have to go cause they don't know whack
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