The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You put your arms around me and I'm home.
The Misheard: You put your arms around me, a$$hole.
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Real Lyric: I saw him dancing there by the record machine
The Misheard: I saw him dancing there by the river of sh*t
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Real Lyric: Creases in your white dress
The Misheard: Creatures in your white dress
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Real Lyric: My loneliness is killing me, (and I), I must confess i still believe
The Misheard: My loneliness is giving me (headlice), I must confess i still believe
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Real Lyric: no one will ever miss you so you know that you'll not be missed.
The Misheard: no one will ever miss you so you know that you're my a*us.
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Real Lyric: da ba dee da ba die da ba dee da ba die da ba dee da ba die
The Misheard: I would. I would beat off a guy. I would beat. Off a guy. I would beat off a guy.
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Real Lyric: Come on and hit me with your best shot.
The Misheard: Come on and hit me with a rickshaw.
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Real Lyric: Wise men say only fools rush in.
The Misheard: Wise men say only fools rub shins.
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Real Lyric: Crumbling like pastries And they scream
The Misheard: Crumbling like pastries as they scream
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Real Lyric: But with you (I'm feeling better since you know me)
The Misheard: But with you(I'm feeling you said "jinomy")
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