The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Threw 'way her wig and her high sneakers too
The Misheard: The piece is gone and the puzzle undone And I go ape-s**t
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Real Lyric: I was blind as a fool can be
The Misheard: I was blind as a f**king bee
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna pop some tags Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
The Misheard: I'm gonna pop some f*gs Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
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Real Lyric: Can he see or is he blind?
The Misheard: Dirty sea whore is he blind?
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Real Lyric: Consider that bastard dead
The Misheard: Shoulda been a bastard then
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Real Lyric: That's not the way I planned it
The Misheard: Something ate a pear now
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Real Lyric: Ain't nothing but a heartache
The Misheard: Ain't nothing but a party
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Real Lyric: There'll be trains of blossoms
The Misheard: There'll be trained Apostles
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Real Lyric: Wouldn't you rather be a widow Than a divorcee? Style your wake for fashion magazines.
The Misheard: Wouldn't you rather be weirdo Than a diva, see? Slide your way through fashion magazines.
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Real Lyric: I, I just died in your arms tonight, It must've been some kind of kiss I should've walked away
The Misheard: I just dined in your arms tonight Mustard with some kind of cheese I chewed and walked away
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