The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, You better run, better run, outrun my gun. All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, You better run, better run, faster than my bullet.
The Misheard: All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, You better run, better run, outrun my girl. All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, You better run, better run, faster than my mother.
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Real Lyric: Sentimental lady Gentle one
The Misheard: Sentimental lady Candy farts
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Real Lyric: She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
The Misheard: She was looking kind of dumb with her finger in her bum
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Real Lyric: Been driving Detroit (something)
The Misheard: Been diving Dieter leaning
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Real Lyric: I got brass knuckles hanging from my neck and my chain.
The Misheard: I got grasshoppers hanging from my neck and my chain.
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Real Lyric: She's so cold....but she's beautiful
The Misheard: She's so cold....like a refrigerator....
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Real Lyric: Don't cry to me, no baby
The Misheard: No prime tomatoes baby!
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Real Lyric: And I've travelled round the world from year to year And each one found me aimless, one more year the worse for wear
The Misheard: And I've travelled round the world from year to year And each one found my anus, one more year the worse for wear
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Real Lyric: Our shadows taller than our souls.
The Misheard: Shadow's cold and the lights fall.
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Real Lyric: And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune...
The Misheard: And it's whispered that soon, if we all fall legume...
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