The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oh, Indian summer and I hate the heat I got a backstreet lover on the passenger seat
The Misheard: Eddie hates summer and I hate bees I got a backstreet hooker and a vaginal disease
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Real Lyric: Was a reflection of my warped mind staring back at me.
The Misheard: Was a reflection of my woman staring back at me.
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Real Lyric: I got the one-hitter-quitter Bombay ***t that's tokable.
The Misheard: I got the one hit that cleared the bong,Hey, ***t, that's tokable.
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today.
The Misheard: They're on me Spalding! Cassady!
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Real Lyric: I remember we were driving driving in your car The speed so fast I felt like I was drunk City lights lay out before us And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder
The Misheard: I remember we were driving driving in your carThe speed so fast I felt like I was drunkCity lights stay out to 4And your underwear wrapped 'round my shoulder
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Real Lyric: Restore life the way it should be
The Misheard: Crystal Light's The way it should be.
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Real Lyric: Dream weaver, I believe you can get me through the night Dream weaver, I believe we can reach the morning light
The Misheard: James Weaver I believe you can get me through the nightJames Weaver, I believe we can reach the morning light
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Real Lyric: And I'm crazy but you like it Loca, loca, loca
The Misheard: And I'm crazy but you're nakedLoca, loca, loca
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Real Lyric: Great nations built from the bones of the dead With mud and straw...
The Misheard: Ring missions' bells with the boys of the dead when my name's drawn...
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Real Lyric: Then he hit a big one and felt like a man again
The Misheard: Then he had a big one and felt like a mannequin
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