The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Sentimental lady Gentle one
The Misheard: Sentimental lady Candy farts
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Real Lyric: She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
The Misheard: She was looking kind of dumb with her finger in her bum
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Real Lyric: Been driving Detroit (something)
The Misheard: Been diving Dieter leaning
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Real Lyric: I got brass knuckles hanging from my neck and my chain.
The Misheard: I got grasshoppers hanging from my neck and my chain.
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Real Lyric: She's so cold....but she's beautiful
The Misheard: She's so cold....like a refrigerator....
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Real Lyric: Don't cry to me, no baby
The Misheard: No prime tomatoes baby!
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Real Lyric: And I've travelled round the world from year to year And each one found me aimless, one more year the worse for wear
The Misheard: And I've travelled round the world from year to year And each one found my anus, one more year the worse for wear
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Real Lyric: Our shadows taller than our souls.
The Misheard: Shadow's cold and the lights fall.
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Real Lyric: And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune...
The Misheard: And it's whispered that soon, if we all fall legume...
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Real Lyric: I set fire, to the rain
The Misheard: I said "What-ev-er", to the rain
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