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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Adam Lambert

    Song: Cuckoo

    Real Lyric: I want to lose my mind like a maniac, and cross the line never looking back, we're on the loose,getting crazy, and we've gone CUCKOO, gonna party till they take us away.

    The Misheard: I want to lose my mind like a maniac,and cross the line never looking back, we're on the goose,getting crazy,getting fun,CUCKOO,gonna ride until they take us away.

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    Artist: Junior Senior

    Song: Dynamite

    Real Lyric: Bombs, we got bombs, we got bombs-a-bombs Ah, we got bomb, bomb, we got bomb-a-bombs Ah, we got bomb, bombs, we got bomb-ba-bombs We got a big, bad bag full of dynamite Alright, three-two-one Go countdown, son And we say three-two-one We've just begun

    The Misheard: Bums, we got bums, we got bums-a-bumsAh, we got bum, bums, we got bums-a-bumsAh, we got bum, bum, we got bums-ba-bumsWe got a big, bad bag full of dynamiteAlright, three-two-oneThe condom's on,And we say three-two-oneWe'v

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    Artist: Carpenters

    Song: Yesterday Once More

    Real Lyric: All the songs I loved so well

    The Misheard: All the songs I've lost somewhere

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    Artist: Bone Thugs-N-Harmony

    Song: The Crossroads

    Real Lyric: Head south lets bring it all in for wally Eazy sees Uncle Charley Little boo but God's got him and I'm gonna miss everybody

    The Misheard: Head south let me into this partyeven if its Uncle Charleylittle booth gotta hot toddygonna mess with everybody

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    Artist: Paul Young

    Song: Everytime You Go Away

    Real Lyric: Everytime you go away you take a piece of me with you.

    The Misheard: Everytime you go away you take a piece of meat with you.

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    Artist: Eillie Goulding

    Song: Lights

    Real Lyric: Touch my own skin

    The Misheard: Touch my b**b skin

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    Artist: Paul McCartney

    Song: Beautiful Soul

    Real Lyric: I want you and your beautiful soul

    The Misheard: I want you, when your beautiful. So?

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Anna (go to him)

    Real Lyric: Anna, just one more thing girl

    The Misheard: Anna, just one more finger

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    Artist: Van Halen

    Song: Loss of control!

    Real Lyric: loss of control loss of control

    The Misheard: Lock the Door! Lock the Door! (also i have heard them also as Lotty Torah!! Lotty Torah!)

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    Artist: Bing Crosby

    Song: Silver Bells

    Real Lyric: city sidewalks busy sidewalks dressed in holiday style in the air theres a feeling of christmas... silver bells silver bells its christmas time in the city

    The Misheard: *hitty sidewalks smelly sidewalks drenched in doggie doo-dooin the air theres the odor of crap-mess...silver bowels silver bowelsrover ate tinsel for christmas

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