The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: see had a raspberry beret
The Misheard: she had baaad vericose veins
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Real Lyric: Hot-Blooded, check it and see I got a fever of a hundred and three
The Misheard: Hot-blooded, check it and see I got a fever of a hump sided bee
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Real Lyric: My foolish notion
The Misheard: My food is lotion
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Real Lyric: God is watching us from a distance
The Misheard: God is watching us from a biscuit
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Real Lyric: I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
The Misheard: I whip my hair at the corner of the dance floor
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Real Lyric: Hey Mickey, you're ao fine. You're so fine you blow my mind.
The Misheard: Hey Mickey, you're so fine. You can blow me any time.
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Real Lyric: I went to the doctor and guess what he told me Guess what he told me He said girl you better have fun No matter what you do
The Misheard: I went to the doctor and guess what he told me Guess what he told me He said go to bed and try to have fun No matter what you do
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Real Lyric: Just let me state for the record
The Misheard: Just let me staple the vicar
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Real Lyric: And if I was from Paris If I was from Paris I would say Oooh la la la la lala
The Misheard: And if I was Jim Carrey If I was Jim Carrey I would say Oooh la la la la la la
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Real Lyric: But my silent fears have gripped me
The Misheard: But my silent fears avert me
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