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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: R. Kelly

    Song: Ignition

    Real Lyric: That's why I'm all up in your grill, Tryin' to get you to a hotel

    The Misheard: That's why you're opening my grill, trying to get you to hump the table.

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    Artist: Herman's Hermits

    Song: Wonderful World

    Real Lyric: Don't know much about science books, don't know much about the French I took

    The Misheard: Don't know much about science books, don't know much about Sunshine cooks

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    Artist: Knack

    Song: My Sharona

    Real Lyric: My Sharona

    The Misheard: My ShirodaORMike Shinoda

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    Artist: Eric Clapton

    Song: After Midnight

    Real Lyric: We're gonna shake your tambourine

    The Misheard: We're gonna shank your kangaroo

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    Artist: Dire Straits

    Song: Money For Nothing

    Real Lyric: Money for nothin' and your chicks for free

    The Misheard: Money for nothin' and your kicks for free

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    Artist: Nicki Minaj

    Song: Stupid Hoe

    Real Lyric: Stupid hoes is my enemy

    The Misheard: Stupid hoes is my anime

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    Artist: Maroon 5

    Song: Moves like jagger

    Real Lyric: I've got the moves like Jagger

    The Misheard: I've got to move my jacket

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    Artist: Teddybears

    Song: Cobrastyle (feat. Mad Cobra)

    Real Lyric: Me press trigger, me no press people button Nobody chat, come face me with some'm Like how me have 22 inna me some'm Ten haf'a use, so...forget the next dozen, fool! Press trigger, me no press people button Nobody chat, come face me with some'm Like how me have 22 inna me some'm Ten haf'a use, so...forget the next dozen, fool! Anytime they ready, punawhussy start war See who doesn't spread it out more from the tar My style is the bomb de-de bomb de-dang de-dang diggy diggy Haroub wanna play with the bomb de-dang de-dang diggy diggy ... Me press trigger, me no press people button Nobody chat, come face me with some'm Like how me have 22 inna me some'm Claim say them a friend and them bad-mind the friend Any time they ready, fool, any time, star One or two, take a lance, each from the guy ...

    The Misheard: This first chick I met, a first beach verbotenNo badda-cha come fierce vous is some'mLike, hold me up, 22 y number some'mThen I feel so...for get the nerve startin'- Fool!First chick I met, a first beach verbotenNo badda-cha com

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: ...She's got electric boots A mo-hair suit...

    The Misheard: ...She's got electric boobs and mole hair shoes...

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    Artist: The Strokes

    Song: Between love & hate

    Real Lyric: P.S if I may ask why.

    The Misheard: *enis but I don't know why

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