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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Doobie Brothers

    Song: Takin' It To The Streets

    Real Lyric: Takin' it to the streets (no more need for runnin')

    The Misheard: Takin' it to the streets (No more Negroes runnin')

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: Hey kids, shake it loose together; the spotlight's hitting something that's been known to change the weather; we'll kill the fatted calf tonight, so stick around

    The Misheard: Hey kids, shake those hips together; the spa light's hitting something that's been known to change forever; we're caulified and cough tonight, so stick around

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Shut Up And Dance

    Real Lyric: When they take away everything you got And rub your nose in a funky spot

    The Misheard: When they take away everything you got And rub your nose in the FU*#ing spot

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)

    Real Lyric: It's funny how one insect can damage so much grain

    The Misheard: It's funny how one instant can damage so much brain

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    Artist: Foreigner

    Song: Jukebox Hero

    Real Lyric: Jukebox Hero

    The Misheard: Tupac"s Hero

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Eminence Front

    Real Lyric: Eminence Front-It's a put on

    The Misheard: Elmer S Fudd-It's a put on

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    Artist: My Chemical Romance

    Song: Vampires Will Never Hurt You

    Real Lyric: thoughts of endless night

    The Misheard: dr pepper sky's

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Life In The Fast Lane

    Real Lyric: Eager for love, hot for the game.

    The Misheard: Eat her for love, pot for the game.

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    Artist: Proclaimers

    Song: 500 Miles

    Real Lyric: And I would walk 500 miles and I...

    The Misheard: And I would walk 500 miles an hour...

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Fuel

    Real Lyric: Oooooh, and I burn Fuel is pumping engines

    The Misheard: Ooooooh, one-eyed bird Fuel is pumping injuns

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