The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "are loaded guns in your face, and you'll have to deal with pressure"
The Misheard: "A lonely c**** in your face and you'll have to deal with pressure"
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Real Lyric: Come to me tonight, Come to me tonight
The Misheard: Come Screw me tonight, Come screw me tonight
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Real Lyric: Hell is from here to eternity
The Misheard: Hell is for kids who will turn 18.
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Real Lyric: ...with four hungry children and a crop in the field.
The Misheard: ...with four hundred children and a crop in the field.
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Real Lyric: All your sickness I can suck it up, throw it all at me I can shrug it off.
The Misheard: Honest enough I can suck a duck!
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Real Lyric: I got my first real six-string Bought it at the five-and-dime Played it 'til my fingers bled It was the summer of '69
The Misheard: I got my first real sex dreamIn the summer of '69Played it 'til my fingers bledIt was the summer of '69
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Real Lyric: And no matter how much I chop and punch It's not as cool as kickin' it with YOU.
The Misheard: And no matter how much I chop and punchIt's not as cool as kickin' it with JOE.
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Real Lyric: There's no such thing as fate, just hindsight and nostalgia
The Misheard: There's no such thing as fate, just Einstein and nostalgia
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Real Lyric: Smiling as the ***t comes down
The Misheard: Smiling as the ship comes down
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Real Lyric: I'm going back to the start
The Misheard: I'm going back to the stars
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