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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: 2 Minutes to Midnight

    Real Lyric: Go to war again, Blood is freedom's stain.

    The Misheard: Go to war again,Blood is free, don't stain.

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: Moonchild

    Real Lyric: A lucky escape for you young man, But I'll see you damned in endless night!

    The Misheard: A lucky escape for union red,But I'll see you damned in endless night!

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: Moonchild

    Real Lyric: And if you try to save your soul, I will torment you, you shall not grow old.

    The Misheard: And if you try to save your soul,I'll will to make you to shut that glow-worm.

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: One of Us

    Real Lyric: One of us is crying

    The Misheard: Barnabas is crying

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    Artist: Standards

    Song: Grand Old Flag

    Real Lyric: Every heart beats true 'neath the red white and blue

    The Misheard: Every heart beats true for the Red Riding Roo

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    Artist: Standards

    Song: Grand Old Flag

    Real Lyric: Should old acquaintance be forgot

    The Misheard: And should all the quantin's beaver guts!

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    Artist: Standards

    Song: Grand Old Flag

    Real Lyric: And forever in peace may you wave

    The Misheard: And forever in peace may you weigh

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    Artist: Kermit the Frog

    Song: Rainbow Connection

    Real Lyric: Someday we'll find it The Rainbow Connection The lovers, the dreamers, and me

    The Misheard: Someday we'll find itThe Rainbow ConnectionThe lumbers, the streamers, and me!

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    Artist: Maroon 5

    Song: Moves Like Jagger

    Real Lyric: I got the moves like Jagger

    The Misheard: I got the moobs like Jabba

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner

    Real Lyric: About his neck the dead bird is hung!

    The Misheard: About his neck the tampon is hung!

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