The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Move in to fire at the main stream of bombers
The Misheard: Move in to fire at the mainstream Obamas
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Real Lyric: I like the groove of your walk, your talk, your dress.
The Misheard: I'd like to poop on the watches on your dress.
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Real Lyric: Don't call me daughter, not fit to.
The Misheard: Don't call me daughter, my big toe.
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Real Lyric: I will walk, with my shadow flag.`
The Misheard: I will walk, with my sad old man.
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Real Lyric: Babylon, the Scarlet Whore...
The Misheard: Babylon, the Skeletor...
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Real Lyric: The horse he sweats with fear, we break to run.
The Misheard: The horsey swears with fury, bread or run.
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Real Lyric: ...For mingled blood...
The Misheard: ...Flamingo blood...
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Real Lyric: Count the head lights on the highway
The Misheard: Count the headlice on the highway
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Real Lyric: And as I lay there gazing at the sky, My body's numb and my throat is dry.
The Misheard: And as I lay there gazing at this guy, My butt is numb and my throat is dry.
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Real Lyric: Loosen up my buttons
The Misheard: You can touch my butt
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