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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner

    Real Lyric: Sailing on and on and north 'till all is calm.

    The Misheard: Sailing on and on and on 'till light is come.

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner

    Real Lyric: Bodies lifted by good spirits, None of them speak and they're lifeless in their eyes.

    The Misheard: Bodies lift and bide their spirits,None of them speak and their life still sit and dries.

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    Artist: Bob Dylan

    Song: Mr. Tambourine Man

    Real Lyric: My weariness amazes me

    The Misheard: My own anus amazes me

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer

    Real Lyric: ...used to laugh and call him names

    The Misheard: You still have to call him names

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    Artist: Springsteen, Bruce

    Song: Rosalita

    Real Lyric: And your papa says he knows that I don't (have any money) Whoa, your papa says he knows (that I don't have any money)

    The Misheard: b***hes came and broke my heart

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Rebel, Rebel

    Real Lyric: Rebel rebel, youve torn your dress.

    The Misheard: Rebel Rebel, they've towed your dress.

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    Artist: Boston

    Song: Peace of Mind

    Real Lyric: All I want is to have my piece of mind

    The Misheard: All I want is to have my piece of pie

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues

    Real Lyric: I guess that's why they call it the blues

    The Misheard: I guess that's why they call them dabloons.

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: We Built This City

    Real Lyric: We Built this city on rock and roll

    The Misheard: We built this city on the wrong damn road.

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    Artist: Van Halen

    Song: Running With the Devil

    Real Lyric: running with the devil

    The Misheard: sleeping with the devil

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