The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Some nights, I stay up cashing in my bad luck
The Misheard: Some nights, I stay up crashing in my bathroom
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Real Lyric: Oppa Gangnam Style
The Misheard: Oppa Condom Style
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Real Lyric: Heavy decibels are playing on my guitar.
The Misheard: There'll be desert bells playing on my guitar.
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Real Lyric: Like a virgin, touched for the very first time.
The Misheard: Like a virgin, Dutch for the very first time.
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Real Lyric: I'm a stray dog sick, please let me in Please let me in, the mat keeps tripping Singing vows before we exchange smoke rings Give me a pen, call me Mr. Benzedrine But don't let the doctor in, I wanna blow off steam And call me Mr. Benzedrine And don't let the doctor, don't let the doctor in
The Misheard: I'm a straight up hick, please let me in,Please let me in, in that case your lips keepsinging vowels before we get change for smoked greensGive me a band and call me messed up as a dream,but don't let your daughter in, I wanna blow o
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Real Lyric: Guantanamera, guajira guantanamera
The Misheard: One ton tomato, why eat a one ton tomato?
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Real Lyric: We met by trick of fate; French Navy, my sailor mate....
The Misheard: We met by trick of fate;Frank Heaney, my cinnamon mate...
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Real Lyric: If I could be like that...
The Misheard: F***in' me like that...
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Real Lyric: Read a book unwritten kill the poet´s dream unhidden I wonder did I love too much cross the final line rip my life and spread the news shatter my wings and make me choose..
The Misheard: Read a book unwrittenhear the voice in my headI wonder did i love to muchcrushed the final lineRid my life of frateritiesspread my wings and make angels..
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Real Lyric: "Werewolves of London"
The Misheard: Werewolves of thunder.
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