The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Good day to be alive, sir. Good day to be alive, he said.
The Misheard: Good day to be Al Unser, good day to be in line, ahead.
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Real Lyric: And I'm not afraid to say the roar of guns and cannons almost made me cry
The Misheard: And I'm not afraid to say the roar of bunsen candles almost made me cry
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Real Lyric: Circles in the sand. Round and round...
The Misheard: Circumcise your son. Round and round......
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Real Lyric: It's coming up
The Misheard: it's scummy love
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I am like a big strong cable I am like a girl so soft inside.
The Misheard: 'Cause I am like a big strong cableI am like a girl, circumcised.
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Real Lyric: I sure could use a vacation from this bull s**t three ring circus side show
The Misheard: I sure could use a vacation from this rnbored s**t three rain circumsize you
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Real Lyric: Hey Mom, there's something in the back room Hope it's not that creature from above
The Misheard: Hey, man, there's something in the bathroomHope it's not that scum ring in the tub
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Real Lyric: This gun's for hire even if we're just dancing in the dark.
The Misheard: This scum's for hire even if we're just dancing in the dark.
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Real Lyric: The act you've known for all these years
The Misheard: The Ecumenical Ollie's Ears
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Real Lyric: I'm wide awake
The Misheard: Oh what a wank
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