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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Doors

    Song: Love Her Madly

    Real Lyric: Seven horses seem to be on the mark

    The Misheard: Seven horses seen chewing on the lawn

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    Artist: Clash

    Song: Rock The Casbah

    Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah

    The Misheard: Rob the cash box

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    Artist: Swedish House Mafia

    Song: Don't You Worry Child

    Real Lyric: Up on the hill across the blue lake, thats where I had my first heart break

    The Misheard: Up on the hill across the blue lake,thats where I had my first magraine

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    Artist: Florence + The Machine

    Song: Breathe of Life

    Real Lyric: Whose side am I on? Whose side am I?

    The Misheard: Huge sodomite, huge sodomite?

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    Artist: Adele

    Song: Rolling in the Deep

    Real Lyric: Now I bet you wish you, never had met me, tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep.

    The Misheard: Never hardened tissues, never had a bat feet, tears on butter fall, rolling in the deep.

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    Artist: Calvin Harris

    Song: Sweet Nothing

    Real Lyric: So I put my faith in something unknown I'm living on such sweet nothing But I'm trying to hope with nothing to hold I'm living on such sweet nothing

    The Misheard: So I put my faith in something unknownI'm living on sexy gherkins But I'm trying to hope with nothing to holdI'm living on sexy gherkins

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: Rocker

    Real Lyric: I'm a rocker, I'm a roller

    The Misheard: I know what a b***hin' lover ought to be

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Black or White

    Real Lyric: I ain't scared of nobody

    The Misheard: I ain't scared of your butt!

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    Artist: Rammstein

    Song: Reise, Reise

    Real Lyric: Auch auf den Wellen wird gefochten Wo Fisch und Fleisch zur See geflochten Der eine sticht die Lanz' im Heer Der andere wirft sie in das Meer

    The Misheard: Often Vellen would go f**k tinWhore fish and flies, so they go floatingI'm a-sticking Lance in hereThe aunt will love thee and das mayor

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    Artist: Mott The Hoople

    Song: All The Young Dudes

    Real Lyric: All the young dudes Carry the news

    The Misheard: All the young dudesCarry their 'ludes

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