The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And this cross I'm bearing home Ain't indicative of my place Left the porch, left the porch, oh. Hear my name, take a good look. This could be the day. Hold my hand, walk beside me. I just need to say...
The Misheard: And because I’m here at home,Danny didn’t tell boat my placeLet the boys get the boys, oh.Hermoine, take a good look.This could be the day.All my dads walk beside me.I just need to say...
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Real Lyric: Heal me with your holy touch Heal me with your holy touch, oh baby
The Misheard: Heal me with your horny touchHeal me with your horny touch, oh baby
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Real Lyric: Three is a charm; two is not the same. I don't see the harm, so are you game? Let's make a team, make them say my name, loving the extreme. Now are you game?
The Misheard: Three is a charm; two is not the same. I don't see the harm, so are you gay? Let's make a team, make them say my name, loving the extreme. Now are you gay?
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Real Lyric: I don't want a lot for Christmas.
The Misheard: I don't want her, not for Christmas.
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Real Lyric: We could have had it all Rolling in the Deep
The Misheard: We could have had it badRolling in the deep
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Real Lyric: Telling me you're not good enough My life with you is just too tough
The Misheard: Tell me I'm not good enoughMy love for you is just a dove
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Real Lyric: Manowar kill!
The Misheard: Atta boy, Bill!
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Real Lyric: They'll bring the end upon us And we will have no mercy no more
The Misheard: They'll break the under-bodiceAnd we will have no mercy no more
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Real Lyric: I'm alone here With emptiness eagles and snow Unfriendliness chilling my body And whispering pictures of home
The Misheard: I'm alone hereWith emptiness eagles and snowUnfriendliness chilling my bodyAnd whispering b***hes and hoes
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Real Lyric: You really got me
The Misheard: You really got nailed
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