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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: John Fogerty

    Song: Centerfield

    Real Lyric: It's a-gone and you can tell that one good-bye.

    The Misheard: It's a-gone and you can't tell that was a bat.

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    Artist: REO Speedwagon

    Song: Sweet Time

    Real Lyric: When I awaken Feelin no pain Visibly shaken Waitin to touch you again

    The Misheard: Been on a wagon, Feedin your pig, visit the chicken, waitin to touch you again

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    Artist: Lana del Ray

    Song: Body Electric

    Real Lyric: Whitman is my daddy; Monaco's my mother.

    The Misheard: Clinton is my daddy; Monica's my mother.

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    Artist: Sophie Ellis-Baxter

    Song: Murder On The Dance Floor

    Real Lyric: It's murder on the dancefloor, but you better not kill the groove DJ.

    The Misheard: It's murder on the dancefloor But you better not kill the groom.

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    Artist: Seals and Crofts

    Song: Summer Breeze

    Real Lyric: 'blowing through the jasmine in my mind'

    The Misheard: 'going to the jazz club in my mind'

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    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Song: Proud Mary

    Real Lyric: Pumped a lot of 'pane down in New Orleans.

    The Misheard: Huffed a lot of paint down in New Orleans.

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    Artist: Ed Sheeran

    Song: Dive

    Real Lyric: Before I dive right into you

    The Misheard: Before I die fighting to you

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    Artist: Color Me Badd

    Song: All 4 Love

    Real Lyric: I ask him everyday That you'll forever be mine

    The Misheard: Asking a potato chip, "Forever be mine?"

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    Artist: Frankie Valli

    Song: My Eyes Adored You

    Real Lyric: My eyes adored you, though I never laid a hand on you My eyes adored you, like a million miles away from me

    The Misheard: My eyes o' Georgia, though I never laid a hand on you My eyes o' Georgia, like a million miles away from me

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    Artist: Clash

    Song: Rock The Casbah

    Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah. Rock the Casbah.

    The Misheard: Lock the cat box. Lock the cat box.

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