The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You shine it when I'm alone.
The Misheard: Vag*nas when on the phone.
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Real Lyric: Gonna get it to the rafters watch me now
The Misheard: Gonna get into the Ramblerwatch me now
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Real Lyric: I watch your eyes And I'm in riddles
The Misheard: I watch your eyesAnd Ramen noodles
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Real Lyric: Throw your sticks and stones, Throw your bombs and your blows
The Misheard: Throw your sticks and stones,Through your balls and your bones
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Real Lyric: I was on my second drink and
The Misheard: I was on my second chicken
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Real Lyric: Oh I ain't got no hang-ups.
The Misheard: Oh I ain't got no fingers.
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Real Lyric: Let's get down with the Trumpets
The Misheard: Biscuit down with the Chocolates
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Real Lyric: And I won't go, I won't sleep, I can't breathe Until you're resting here with me
The Misheard: And I won't go, I won't sleep, I can't breatheUntil your **s is here with me
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Real Lyric: It's raining in my room, There's blood in my spoon.
The Misheard: It's raining in my room,There's blood in my stool.
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Real Lyric: I want you to take over control
The Misheard: I want you to take a birth control
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