The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hold Me Now (In Your Loving Arms) Oh, Hold My Heart (My Cold and Tired Heart)
The Misheard: Hold Me Now(In Your Loving Arms)Oh, Hold My Heart(My Golden Tire Parts)
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Real Lyric: and you, your sex is on fire!!
The Misheard: and you, you're such a compiler!!
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Real Lyric: To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique
The Misheard: I want to taste a Martinrockin steak
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Real Lyric: The ballroom prize we almost won
The Misheard: The barroom fight we almost won
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Real Lyric: Like a G6, Like a G6. Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6!
The Misheard: Like a cheese stick, Like a cheese stick. Now I'm feeling so fly like a cheese stick!
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Real Lyric: Quincey rides a palomino Jack saves lives and cuts up frogs...
The Misheard: When he fries the jalapenos, just as blind men cook their bras...
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Real Lyric: The meek, I creep hard on impostors
The Misheard: The meek, I creep hard on 'em pastas
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Real Lyric: Sha la la la la la la la la la la de ta
The Misheard: Sha la la la la la la la I like ya dog
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Real Lyric: I will remember before I forget.
The Misheard: I will remember to bore a baguette.
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Real Lyric: Shot me out of the sky You're my kryptonite You keep making me weak Yeah, frozen and can't breathe
The Misheard: Shout meow at the skyYou're my crib tonight You keep making me reekFrozen in Cadbury
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