The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Respect my mind or die from lead showers
The Misheard: I prayed my mom would die in ten hours
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Real Lyric: I want all that stupid old ***t/ Like letters and sodas
The Misheard: I want all that stupid old ***t/ Like letters and sonnets
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Real Lyric: Under Neon loneliness, Motor Cycle Emptiness
The Misheard: I'm Driving on Loneliness, Motorcycle Emptiness
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Real Lyric: Whoomp, there it is
The Misheard: Whoops, FedEx
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Real Lyric: All I wanna do is love you
The Misheard: All I wanna do is lie to you
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Real Lyric: I used to wonder what friendship could be
The Misheard: I used to wonder what this ***t could be
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Real Lyric: Singin' love's a hurtin' thing now
The Misheard: Making love to Hershey Ding-dong
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Real Lyric: Underneath the mistletoe last night
The Misheard: Underneath his missing toe last night
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Real Lyric: Pull me down hard, and drown me in love.
The Misheard: Pull me down hard, and drown me in lard.
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Real Lyric: I was afraid I'd eat your brains.
The Misheard: I was afraid at each embrace.
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