The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You sit in your big house baby you drive your fancy car
The Misheard: You sit in your big house babyyou drive your fancy call
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Real Lyric: the bloody red baron
The Misheard: the bloody red parrot
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Real Lyric: He floated back down 'cause he wanted to share His key to the locks on the chains he saw everywhere
The Misheard: ...His key to the locks on the chained see-saws everywhere
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Real Lyric: im so high i can here heaven
The Misheard: im so high i can here f.o.
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Real Lyric: A-look, hot pants won't make you dance, but as slick as you are, you make the pants.
The Misheard: A-look, hot pants wanna make you dance, but as sick as you are, you make the pants.
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Real Lyric: she's the woman...
The Misheard: she's the wombat.
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Real Lyric: Hey boy won't you take me out tonight
The Misheard: Hank Hill won't you pick me up tonight
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Real Lyric: what's that in the corner? It's too dark to see....
The Misheard: what's the hat in the corner? It's too dark to see....
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Real Lyric: Back this hitch up into the water
The Misheard: Baptists snitch up into the water
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Real Lyric: How do I get you alone?
The Misheard: How do I get you a loan?
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