The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I never meant any harm to you.
The Misheard: I met a man and he haunted you.
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Real Lyric: Got a man of the people, Says keep hope alive, Got fuel to burn, Got roads to drive
The Misheard: Gotta man at the steeple, Keep people in line, Got universe, Got no surprise.
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Real Lyric: I'm a sleep walker
The Misheard: I'm a street walker
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Real Lyric: Rocket, yeah
The Misheard: F@#*k it, yeah
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Real Lyric: Let Me Take You Home Tonight
The Misheard: Let me take your hopes and dimes
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Real Lyric: kiss me till you're drunk and I'll show you
The Misheard: kiss me till your chunky love shows
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Real Lyric: She don't care about your window box or your buttonhole.
The Misheard: She don't care about your little box or your butt hole.
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Real Lyric: Sail away sweet sister
The Misheard: Fail away sweet sister
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Real Lyric: I'm wonder struck
The Misheard: I'm one less rut
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Real Lyric: Blessed assurance, Jesus is mine, oh what a foretaste of glory divine.
The Misheard: Blessed Insurance, Jesus is mine.
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