The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You'll find it in the deepest friendships
The Misheard: You'll find it in the deepest trenches
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Real Lyric: White-winged dove
The Misheard: One-winged duck
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Real Lyric: Crack that Whip
The Misheard: Crash at Will
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Real Lyric: Dirty old townnnnn, dirty old townnnnnnn
The Misheard: Dirty old cowwwwwwwwwww, dirty old cowwwwwwww
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Real Lyric: I should be sleeping like a log
The Misheard: And I've been sleeping with a hog
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Real Lyric: Fools rush in For the grist in my For the grist in my mill
The Misheard: Fools rush inFor the Christian land - For the Christian landfill
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Real Lyric: 'Cause honestly you turned out to be the...
The Misheard: 'cause honestly you pterodactyl beaver..
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Real Lyric: Rumour Has It
The Misheard: Boomer Has It
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Real Lyric: Sassy sisters dressed in nothing but silk underwear
The Misheard: Sassy sisters just do nothing but suck underwear
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Real Lyric: Suzy's flashing on the dance floor and sings
The Misheard: Suzy's smashing the Death Star and sings
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