The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
The Misheard: Friendship is just, not far behind
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Real Lyric: Can't hear them no, cause I
The Misheard: Can't hear their mouth, cause I
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Real Lyric: Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She is gonna let nobody)
The Misheard: Cherry Pie Cherry Pie No he can't eat my cherry pie (she can eat it like nobody) Can't eat my Can't eat my No he can't eat my ....... (she is gonna let nobody)
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Real Lyric: My beacon's been moved under moon and star
The Misheard: My beatnik's been moved on a moonlit star
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Real Lyric: Martinique, that Montserrat mystique
The Misheard: Martinique, I've got a rotten stink
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Real Lyric: Hit the dance floor! Hit the dance floor!
The Misheard: Hit the dumpster! Hit the dumpster!
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Real Lyric: I go crazy 'cause she Looks like a flower But she stings like a bee
The Misheard: I go crazy 'cause she Looks like a cow But she stinks like a pig
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Real Lyric: And my faith is justified
The Misheard: And my baby starts to fry
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Real Lyric: Cast off the crutch that kills the pain The red flag waving never meant the same The kids of tomorrow don't need today When they live in the sins of yesterday
The Misheard: The kiss in the crotch that kills the pain The red flag waving never meant the same The kids of tomorrow don't need today When they live in the sins of yesterday
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Real Lyric: rollin down the street smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
The Misheard: rollin down the street smokin MENTHOL, sippin on gin and juice
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