The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's like I told you, Only the lonely can play.
The Misheard: It's like I told you,Only the lonely get laid.
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Real Lyric: He hollered, Rave on, children I'm with ya Rave on Cats, he cried He hollered, "Rave on, children, I'm with ya! Rave on, cats," he cried.
The Misheard: He hollered, Rave on children I'm with yaRave on Patsy Cline
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Real Lyric: I know that you're a glamour puss My explanation's useless
The Misheard: I know that you're a glamour pussMy exponential juices
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Real Lyric: Listen now to the wind babe, listen now to the rain! Feel that water licking at my feet again
The Misheard: Listen out to the wind break listen out to the rain, I can feel my waters dripping down my feet again
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Real Lyric: Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements
The Misheard: Should I give up or should I just keep chasing penguins
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Real Lyric: If I were a businessman I'd sit behind a desk I'd be so successful I would scare Wall Street to death
The Misheard: If I were a businessmanI'd sit behind a deskI'd be so successfulI would scare wolves straight to hell
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Real Lyric: You're my Lady of the morning
The Misheard: You're my Lady cause I'm horny
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Real Lyric: When we're parkin' in the drive-in show We'll be sittin' in the moonlight row I'll bet my peanuts to a candy bar You'll be cuter than a movie star
The Misheard: When we're parkin' in the drive-in showWe'll be sittin' in the moonlight rowI'll bet my penis to a candy barYou'll be cuter than a movie star
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Real Lyric: Making up the past and
The Misheard: Making love to pasta
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Real Lyric: Hello Mr. Krinkle How are you today? Seems the rumors are about your team might move away Now, me I'm sentimental But I'm not one to cry Say there Mr. Krinkle let's cruise the Bastard boat Damn then sonsab***hes with their gill-nets set afloat I flip on my tele and I watch the waters die C'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why Hey ho Mr. Krinkle have you heard the brand new sound It's a cross between Jimi Hendrix Bocephus, Cher and James Brown It's called "Heavy Hometown" New Wave, cold-filtered, low-calorie dry C'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why
The Misheard: Hello Mr. KrinkleHow are you today?Seems the rumors are about your team might move awayNow, me I'm sentimentalBut I'm not one to crySay there Mr. Krinkle let's cruise the Bastard upDamn then sonsab***hes with their kill-nest
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