The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 6631 thru 6640 of 54136
Real Lyric: Gather us in, the rich and the haughty
The Misheard: Gather us in, the rich and the hottie
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: But when it comes you cannot hesitate And when found I will write an account And seal it in an envelope Addressed to your last known residence
The Misheard: But when it comes you cannot hesitateAnd when found I will ride on a cowAnd seal it in an envelopeAddressed to your last known residence
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: The papers you've arranged.
The Misheard: The pampers you've arranged.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: My-my-my poker face, my p-poker face
The Misheard: My-my-my poker face, my butt-f***er face
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Slide your pretty little self on over.
The Misheard: Slide your pretty little cellphone over.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I'm a little more country than that.
The Misheard: I'm a little more chunky than fat.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: The Invincible Winner
The Misheard: The Invisible Wiener
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Here comes the sun and I say it's alright
The Misheard: Here comes the sun and Ice Age it's alright
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck.
The Misheard: "Some nights I stay up cussin in my bathtub."
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: You were here and now you're gone
The Misheard: You were here a night ago
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.