The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille, Four hungry children and a crop in the field.
The Misheard: You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille, Four hundred children and a mountain of veal.
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Real Lyric: All of them other boys can walk away They ain't even in the game
The Misheard: All of them other boys can walk away Even if they're gay
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Real Lyric: We are twelve billion lightyears (from the edge)
The Misheard: We are twelve billion lightnings...
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Real Lyric: ...but I'm really upset
The Misheard: ...but I wanna have sex
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Real Lyric: Beg my broken heart (to beat)
The Misheard: Break my broken heart
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Real Lyric: Guantanamera Guajira Guantanamera
The Misheard: One ton of merda For it was one ton of merda
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Real Lyric: You might win some, but you just lost one.
The Misheard: You're my grand-son, but you just lost one.
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Real Lyric: It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning There was fog crawling over the sand
The Misheard: It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning There was Thor crawling over the sand
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Real Lyric: Ooh, Solitude
The Misheard: Ooh, Sorry, it's you
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Real Lyric: Servatis a periculum Servatis a maleficum
The Misheard: Silver tears of periculum silver tears of maleficum
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