The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: But I would trade a thousand Babylons
The Misheard: But I would trade a thousand dollar blondes
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Real Lyric: It's not chipped, we're not cracked.
The Misheard: It's not ***t ,when I crap.
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Real Lyric: Part bionic And organic Not a cyborg
The Misheard: Papa JanyckRandall GimmickWhere's my starboard?
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Real Lyric: Let me sleep all night in your soul kitchen
The Misheard: Let me sleep all night in your salchicha
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Real Lyric: We found love in a hopeless place..
The Misheard: We found a lump in a horse's leg.
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Real Lyric: So get down on your knees, honey Assume an attitude You just pray that I'll be waiting Cuz you know, you know I'm comin' soon!
The Misheard: So get down on your knees, honeyAnd soothe my attitudeYou just pray that I'll be waitingKiss it now, you know I'm comming soon!
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Real Lyric: No more fast buck When are they gonna learn their lesson
The Misheard: No more FacebookWhen are they gonna learn their lesson
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Real Lyric: And the train won't stop going
The Misheard: Let the tranny watch Tae Bo
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Real Lyric: Name the place I'll be there Bungee jumping I don't care
The Misheard: Name the place I'll be therePunching childrenI don't care
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Real Lyric: You say you see the light now At the end of this narrow hall
The Misheard: You say you see the light nowAt the end of this Darryl Hall
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