The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's 2 am and the fear is gone
The Misheard: It's 2 am and the beer is gone
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Real Lyric: A cowboy I the back stood up and yelled "Cotton Eyed Joe"!
The Misheard: A cowboy in the back stood up and yelled "Hot nacho"!
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Real Lyric: It's like we can't stop, we're enemies
The Misheard: It's like we can't stop we're animes
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Real Lyric: Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire.
The Misheard: Give me two, give me five, give me dollar ninety- five.
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Real Lyric: Letting any old bummer get under my hide
The Misheard: Letting Aunty Obama get under my hide
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Real Lyric: You and God both got the guns
The Misheard: You had gobbled up the guns
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Real Lyric: It’s where my demons hide
The Misheard: It's when my semen cums
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Real Lyric: Heavy metal broke my (heart).
The Misheard: Heavy Metal Pokemon (ahh)!
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Real Lyric: We'll be the perfect soulmates
The Misheard: We'll be the perfect song remix
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Real Lyric: And we’ll take a cup of kindness yet, for auld lang syne.
The Misheard: We'll take a cup of punishment for Auld Lang Syne ...
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