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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Stone Temple Pilots

    Song: Dead & Bloated

    Real Lyric: I feel I've come of age

    The Misheard: I need a bubble bath

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Sweet Emotion

    Real Lyric: Sweet Emotion

    The Misheard: Hey, Hey, You sonofab***h, I love her! or even Hey, Hey, Yes I'm a b***h, I love her

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    Artist: 30 Seconds to Mars

    Song: Beautiful Lie

    Real Lyric: I'm runnin' 'round in circles, baby

    The Misheard: I'm runnin' 'round in circles, bagels

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    Artist: America

    Song: Sister Golden Hair

    Real Lyric: Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you, Sister Golden Hair, surprise.

    The Misheard: Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you, Sister Gold and Air Supply.

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    Artist: Sweeney Todd Soundtrack

    Song: The Ballad of Sweeney Todd

    Real Lyric: Freely flows the blood of those who moralize.

    The Misheard: Freely flows the blood of those who mummify.

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    Artist: John Denver

    Song: Leaving on a Jet Plane

    Real Lyric: Kiss me and smile for me, tell me that you'll wait for me

    The Misheard: Kiss me and smaffle me, tell me that you’ll wait for me

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    Artist: Whitney Houston

    Song: Greatest Love of All

    Real Lyric: I decided long ago, never to walk with anyone's shadow

    The Misheard: I decided long ago, never to walk with Edu Manzano(Edu Manzano is the name of a Filipino actor)

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Eight Line Poem

    Real Lyric: Clara puts her head between her paws

    The Misheard: Daylight puts her head between the whores

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    Artist: TIM JAMES & NEVERMIND

    Song: Twist My Hips

    Real Lyric: I twist my hips, watch me – Touch my hips, watch me,I twist my hips, watch me – Touch my hips, watch me, I pump my fist, watch me – I punch my fist, watch me

    The Misheard: Touch my hips, watch me, I punch my fist, watch me,Touch my hips, watch me, I punch my fist, watch me,Touch my hips, watch me, I punch my fist, watch me.

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    Artist: Nursery Rhymes

    Song: Pop Goes The Weasel

    Real Lyric: All Around The Cobbler's Bench

    The Misheard: All Around the Cul-de-sac

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