The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Zoot suit riot/Throw back a bottle of beer Zoot suit riot/Pull a comb through your coal-black hair
The Misheard: Soup goes flyin'--throw up a bottle of beer Soup goes flyin'--gonna go through and go back here
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Real Lyric: You're my sun, my moon, my guiding star
The Misheard: You're my sun, my moon, my garlic sauce
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Real Lyric: And secretly I want to bury in the yard
The Misheard: But secretly I want you buried in the yard
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Real Lyric: Who knows how to make love stay
The Misheard: Soup knows how to make love stay
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Real Lyric: She took the midnight train going everywhere
The Misheard: She took the midnight tango with every man!
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Real Lyric: YOUUUUUUUUUUU!
The Misheard: JEWWWWWWWWWWW!
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Real Lyric: And don't you know I'm not your ghost anymore. You lost the love I loved the most.
The Misheard: And don't you know I'm not your toast anymore. I lost the love I loved for toast.
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Real Lyric: All by myself....
The Misheard: Obama self.....
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Real Lyric: Your great, great, great granddaughter is doing fine
The Misheard: Your great, great, great granddaughter is doing time
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Real Lyric: I opened up my mouth What come out don't matter Words always get in the way Ask why I ain't a star That man don't work for me I hold nothin' to a love song Gotta know it I... And I can't even do it Oh Lord, mercy To love someone who can...
The Misheard: I opened up my mind Well, come and guard me Words always fail me To a-love someone I dont doooo Ask why I had a store That man don't work for me I owe nothing To a-love someone Like I don't a-know what to do Hog tie got down a line And
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