The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long!
The Misheard: My wife is a highway, I wanna ride herall night long!
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Real Lyric: Now I'm feelin' so fly, Like a g6, like a g6.
The Misheard: Now I'm feelin' so dry,Like a cheese stick, like a cheese stick.
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Real Lyric: It doesn't matter if we make it or not!
The Misheard: It makes a big difference if your naked on top!
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Real Lyric: A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido
The Misheard: In a lottoImma buy moreI'm a-scared of Alligators
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Real Lyric: Businessmen, they drink my wine; Plowmen dig my earth. None of them along the line Know what any of it is worth.
The Misheard: "Businessman there, drink my wine;"Come and dig my herb."None will level on the line."Nobody argued its worth.
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Real Lyric: Return to sender
The Misheard: Retards Surrender
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Real Lyric: Now I can talk, No one gets off (I know how you like to)
The Misheard: Now I can talk, No one gets off(Nobody likes you)
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Real Lyric: There's only one Eiffel Tower One finest hour
The Misheard: There's only one Eiffel TowerOne golden shower
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Real Lyric: The things you say Games you play Dirty magic
The Misheard: The things you sayGames you playDirty mattress
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Real Lyric: Everybody stops and they staring at me
The Misheard: Everybody stops and they stirring that cheese
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